Phrase: "The squirrel has being napped when the acorn fallen awoke."
Incorrect response: "Excuse me?"
Correct response: "Precipitation in conspicuous large nuts."
Phrase: "I'm looking for a book about dogs and shrill winds."
Incorrect response: "Puppies, Dogs, and Blue Northers?"
Correct response: "Walter the Farting Dog Gets a Whistle?"
Phrase: "What words suffice when bosom friends are parted?"
Incorrect response: "Fare thee well, my beloved friend. Henceforth we must be as strangers though living side by side. But my heart will ever be faithful to thee."
Correct response: "Ta ta, ta-tas."