Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Code Phrases

Phrase: "The squirrel has being napped when the acorn fallen awoke."

Incorrect response: "Excuse me?"

Correct response: "Precipitation in conspicuous large nuts."

Phrase: "I'm looking for a book about dogs and shrill winds."

Incorrect response: "Puppies, Dogs, and Blue Northers?"

Correct response: "Walter the Farting Dog Gets a Whistle?"

Phrase: "What words suffice when bosom friends are parted?"

Incorrect response: "Fare thee well, my beloved friend. Henceforth we must be as strangers though living side by side. But my heart will ever be faithful to thee."

Correct response: "Ta ta, ta-tas."

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